CONTACT SVEN

Email Sven at sven.rugs@gmail.com, or call Sven at 213-444-8993

 

 

SAFETY

Sven gives no garuentees that rugs and/or history that comes with them is safe. Purchase of Rug may lead to becoming a part of the criminal underground, angry hitmen at door, angry Sven at door, Sven's angry attack llama at door, revolution, or death.

 

 

 

100% SECURE ORDERING 

Very secure ordering. Call or email Sven first before any purchases can be made. Speak with Sven in person to ensure Rug is to satisfaction.

 

 

PRIVACY POLICY

Sven respect's your privacy if you respect Sven's. 

Ex: You give Sven's location to authorities, Sven sends Jewish, Canadian, Russian, and Italian mafias after you. Sven has friends in high places. This makes Sven a target, but Sven can also make YOU target. 

Don't mess with Sven.

 

 

MANUFACTURING

All Rugs made by Sven and/or confidential operatives.