This is good Rug to hang on Wall. Also, hide secret door behind Rug. If revolution happen, can hide in secret room behind Rug. Or Plan Revolution in room behind Rug. Please not tell authorities Sven told you that.
Wall Rug
SKU: 0005
$100,000.00Price
Wall Rug is bulletproof for all your Revolutionary needs. Rug also good for faking your death. Sven woud tell you how to do that, but Sven is already being watched.
No Return or Refund. If you send Sven whiney email, letter, smoke signal, or messanger pidgeon about Sven's lack of such policy, no rug for you.